DUTCH GRAND PRIX 2022

Free Practice 1

• YAY MAXY LAND

• So much beautiful orange!!

• They announce over the radio that Max was basically Dutch knighted!!

• OH NO Max’s gearbox has an issue and is smoking and it dies!! He has a red flag! So many people watching in awe as Maxy walks back

Free Practice 2

• no news

Free Practice 3

• OH MY GOSH they announced Oscar Piastri WILL race for Mclaren next year

Qualifying

• out in Q1: Latifi, Vettel, Daniel, Kevin Magnussen, Bottas

• Someone threw a live orange smoke flair into the middle of the track and caused a red flag

• Pigeons on the track everyone

• This is especially bad because Mclaren wanted both drivers in Q3 and Lando got like 5th in Q1 while Daniel got like 17th

• Out in Q2: Gasly, both Alpines, Zhou, Albon

• Stroll has some problem that prevents him from participating in the rest of Q3

• With a minute left someone throws ANOTHER orange flair on the track but fortunately it rolls away and goes out but come in guys

• WOAH Sergio has a spin in the last lap of quali that prevents either Mercedes’ from finishing their last fast lap and this could have kept Max on pole but we will never know

• Max on pole again!!!! WOOO

• Charles in second and Sainz in third

Race

• max retains the lead!!

• Nothing going on early in the race except Kevin has a dramatic slide off but manages to keep going

• Hamilton hits Sainz on the first corner but they both keep going but this is the second week in a row he’s run into someone and of course no penalties

• They pit Sainz early to try and COMPLETELY mess it up, like it’s so bad it’s laughable, they don’t have a tire ready for Carlos and left their wheel gun way in the way of Perez who was putting next to them and Perez ran over the wheel gun that was in his path because Ferrari is so awful

• 46/72 Yuki has pulled over claiming the tires aren’t fitted and everyone thinks it’s going to be a safety car that will help Maxy but then the team says the tires are fitted and so Yuki starts again and comes into the pits and they take forever changing the tires and then messing with his seat belts and then when he goes back out and they still have to retire him and everyone benefits from the vsc

• Yuki incident investigated after the race

• Bot has a problem and stops on the straight and it triggers MASS CONFUSION

• Sainz passes Ocon on the straight under yellows where there is a stopped car

• Safety car through the pit lane whilst all the people are putting

• Sainz manages to hit Alonso in the pit lane

• Maxy on new tires and Hamilton not by the end of this

• Mercedes trying to keep Max behind him BUT AS SOON AS THERES A GREEN FLAG MAXY GOES STRAIGHT PAST HAMILTON AND IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

• Hamilton is furious hahahahha

• NOW GEORGE HAS PASSED HAMILTON FOR SECOND

• NOW CHARLES PASSES HAMILTON FOR THIRD

• It’s like Hamilton has just quit trying cause he’s so furious and he is just dropping

• YESSSS HAMILTON IS SO FURIOUS

• WOOOOOOOOOO MAX WINSSSSSSSSS

• George in second and Charles in third!! What an awesome result for this race!!