UNITED STATES GRAND PRIX 2022

Free Practice 1

- lil Shwartz is in Charles Ferrari

- Alex Palou is testing a Mclaren

- Théo Pourchaire is in for Bottas at Alpha Romeo

- Also Logan Sargent at Williams

- Gio back in Haas

- Ugh Brad Pitt is here blahhh

- Hahahaha Gio is already in the wall right when he went out, how embarrassing

Qualifying

- ugh Sainz on pole and Charles second but he will get a 10 place penalty for engine stuff

- Maxy third

Race

- the owner of Red Bull passed away yesterday

- Sainz started from pole but Max had an awesome start and was way ahead by the first corner and then George Russell and Sainz collided and spun Sainz around and he’s last!! And then he had a puncture and is out the of the race! BEAUTIFULLLLLL, couldnt not have worked better for me

- George has a five second time penalty for causing a collision

- With all the penalties, by the first few laps of the race, Stroll is in third WHAT is happening

- Latifi spins out within 5 laps, probably from it being really windy, so he’s last again

- Sergio has damage in his front wing end plate and it flies off

- Bottas goes off and safety car

- Early 20s laps, HUGE incident between Stroll and Alonso which almost launches Alonso into the air and he was on his back wheels only for a while. Lots of smoke and debris but fortunately neither of them are hurt but MAN that was a scary one and amazing no one else hit them

- 30/56 Charles does a fantastic move to get past Sergio into third

- 5 second time penalty for Gasly being too far behind the safety car

- 36/56 they pit Hamilton to undercut and so they pit max to respond and it’s like an ELEVEN SECOND STOP AND IT RUINS EVERYTHING because the front left doesn’t tighten properly and Charles gets ahead of him and now Max is P3 and it’s Chaos now and now it looks like Hamilton will win NO

- Now Gasly has another penalty for not serving the penalty correctly, man he’s having a bad day

- Now Maxy and Charles are scrapping and they are the future, the racing is so good

- Ugh Hamilton is leading now NO

- Seb had a 16.8 second stop UGHHH and he was leading the race before albeit one stop behind the true leader

- Kevin under investigation for ignoring yellow flags

- Latifi and Schumacher under investigating for causing a collision

- Latifi given a penalty for forcing another driver off the track

- 51/26 Max gets Hamilton and Max is leading again!! YESSSSSSSSSS THANK GOD

- Track limits coming into play for both Max and Hamilton and Hamilton is trying his best to tattle on Max for track limits to get a win back but he won’t be able to, Hamilton also has a ton of track limits things too

- MAX WINNSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS and then Hamilton and then Charles

- First time Charles has 5 back to back podiums

- RED BULL ARE CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONS