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  • Writer: Fastly
    Fastly
  • Dec 10, 2022
  • 3 min read

Brazil is ALWAYS full of drama, this time included.


- it’s an experimental weekend


Qualifying

- oh my gosh the put inters on Charles on a dry track and it ruined everything and he’s furious and we all are

- George Russell went off and beached it and caused a red flag when the rain was coming in so by the time for the restart it was too rainy to set a faster time SO KEVIN IS ON POLE

- Kevin Magnussen is having the best day ever and it warms the heart


Sprint

- Kevin did keep the lead for lap 1!! Yay!

- Oh my gosh Alonso and Ocon are having terrible exchanges, Ocon pushed Alonso off and broke off his front wing in a separate incident and the nose change cost him 30 seconds

- By lap 4, Kevin is in fourth with Max in first, then George, and Sainz

- They were so focused on Hamilton gaining a place the forgot to show how Max passed Kevin

- Alonso is roasting Ocon on the radio ahahhaah

- Lance Stroll pushed Seb into the grass on the straight and Martin straight called it dirty driving but then next time Seb gets past him

- George snuck up and is challenging Max for the lead

- I love the corner name Magoolio

- Yellow flag for Alex Albon who is out and it cuts off George from challenging Max but then it gets green again really fast

- Max says he hit debris and Martin says it’s from Alonso’s front wing from Ocon hitting him but Max says it’s okay

- 15/25 George gets past Max for the lead

- Potential start infringement for Zhou Ricciardo and Hamilton?

- 10 second penalty for Stroll for a DANGEROUS MANŒUVRE hahahaha YES

- Sainz destroys Max’s front wing end plate going past him and it falls off dramatically and then Lewis gets past Max too so now Max is in fourth

- Lance notes for DRIVING ERRATICALLY hahahahah

- They’re talking about putting Perez ahead of Max for the extra point to help in the drivers championship but ultimately they don’t

- Kevin finishes 8th and gets a point which is great!

- George wins the sprint!! It’s his first win, it’s not a full Grand Prix but it’s a sprint win which is something

- This was a VERY dramatic and stressful race

- Sainz in second and Hamilton in third, Max fourth and Perez fifth


Race

- the starting infringement stuff came to nothing

- George keeps the lead

- On lap 1, turn ten, Daniel hits Kevin and then Kevin spins and tags Daniel and they both go into the wall dramatically but they’re fine and safety car

- For some reason Daniel is back in the garage and Kevin is still out by the crash sooo can someone go get Kevin

- MAX AND HAMILTON hit right after the restart and there damage to max but he continues

- Then RIGHT AFTER Norris hits Charles and Charles goes into the wall fast BUT MANAGES TO KEEP GOING

- Lando now has strange feeling in steering

- Both incidents under investigation

- Somehow no safety car

- They’re never gonna rule against Hamilton here where they worship him

- YEP they gave Max a five second time penalty and Martin says that’s the exact opposite of what he thought, he agrees with us that Hamilton should have gotten the penalty

- Also Norris given a five second time penalty for hitting Charles but that was appropriate

- Carlos had to stop and his back right is smoking and fire because of a tear off stuck in it but he keeps going, I totally thought it was over for him

- Max serves his penalty and then they fumble his wheel so it ends up being a 10 second stop

- 52/71 Norris car dies and they can’t move it so it’s a full safety car so this means George is under threat from Hamilton behind him on restart

- Alpine tell Ocon not to fight Alpine but he FIGHTS BACK and he won’t listen

- Yuki only uncapped himself halfway by the time the restart comes? Uhhhh

- They let Max through past Perez to get the cars in front of him and then they are going to let Perez back in front if Maxy doesn’t get him

- They ask Max to let Perez back by but when they go over the line, Max is still ahead

- They say Max refused to let Sergio by because of Monaco! When Sergio didn’t let him back by or crashed and don’t let him by or something DRAMA

- GEORGE WINS and keeps Hamilton in second thank GOD

- George is just crying openly and it’s so emotional

- George wins, Hamilton, then Sainz


 
  • Writer: Fastly
    Fastly
  • Dec 10, 2022
  • 1 min read

One of the most boring races ever.


- Maxy on pole again

- Bottas just making everyone else look slow and easily putting himself in the top ten


Race

- max keeps the lead

- Literally nothing happening

- Daniel got ambitious and drove into Yuki and got a penalty

- MAX WINSSSSSS

- Max just broke the record for most race wins in the season with 14


 
  • Writer: Fastly
    Fastly
  • Dec 10, 2022
  • 2 min read

Free Practice 1

- lil Shwartz is in Charles Ferrari

- Alex Palou is testing a Mclaren

- Théo Pourchaire is in for Bottas at Alpha Romeo

- Also Logan Sargent at Williams

- Gio back in Haas

- Ugh Brad Pitt is here blahhh

- Hahahaha Gio is already in the wall right when he went out, how embarrassing


Qualifying

- ugh Sainz on pole and Charles second but he will get a 10 place penalty for engine stuff

- Maxy third


Race

- the owner of Red Bull passed away yesterday

- Sainz started from pole but Max had an awesome start and was way ahead by the first corner and then George Russell and Sainz collided and spun Sainz around and he’s last!! And then he had a puncture and is out the of the race! BEAUTIFULLLLLL, couldnt not have worked better for me

- George has a five second time penalty for causing a collision

- With all the penalties, by the first few laps of the race, Stroll is in third WHAT is happening

- Latifi spins out within 5 laps, probably from it being really windy, so he’s last again

- Sergio has damage in his front wing end plate and it flies off

- Bottas goes off and safety car

- Early 20s laps, HUGE incident between Stroll and Alonso which almost launches Alonso into the air and he was on his back wheels only for a while. Lots of smoke and debris but fortunately neither of them are hurt but MAN that was a scary one and amazing no one else hit them

- 30/56 Charles does a fantastic move to get past Sergio into third

- 5 second time penalty for Gasly being too far behind the safety car

- 36/56 they pit Hamilton to undercut and so they pit max to respond and it’s like an ELEVEN SECOND STOP AND IT RUINS EVERYTHING because the front left doesn’t tighten properly and Charles gets ahead of him and now Max is P3 and it’s Chaos now and now it looks like Hamilton will win NO

- Now Gasly has another penalty for not serving the penalty correctly, man he’s having a bad day

- Now Maxy and Charles are scrapping and they are the future, the racing is so good

- Ugh Hamilton is leading now NO

- Seb had a 16.8 second stop UGHHH and he was leading the race before albeit one stop behind the true leader

- Kevin under investigation for ignoring yellow flags

- Latifi and Schumacher under investigating for causing a collision

- Latifi given a penalty for forcing another driver off the track

- 51/26 Max gets Hamilton and Max is leading again!! YESSSSSSSSSS THANK GOD

- Track limits coming into play for both Max and Hamilton and Hamilton is trying his best to tattle on Max for track limits to get a win back but he won’t be able to, Hamilton also has a ton of track limits things too

- MAX WINNSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS and then Hamilton and then Charles

- First time Charles has 5 back to back podiums

- RED BULL ARE CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONS



 

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